Saturday, April 30, 2005

Saturday Night House Party Situations... Purt Duex...


Josh report. Today, dude got out of bed and vaporized and then started playing mp3s. DJ Punk Rock Episode.

http://home.att.net/~howingtons/gop/gop.htm

Damn Canadians! No one understands what they're saying! They screw everything they say up and most of them are French! Can you get any worse? Sorry, I'm just a little angry today because this kid I know has a certain wrestling hotline, I think I've mentioned before, and he kept making me update it! So I just updated it with me bashing the crap out of him! If you want to hear it, call Area Code (215) 219-7723. Not only will you hear me talking, but you'll hear me rip apart this kid for about a minute! Peace I'm out!



Friday, April 29, 2005


Enough already with the sending us dogs in the mail. The winner is Scott from Merced. This is Pete and the blue glow means he's Holy. Enjoy your box of cool crap Scott.

Daily quote:
"[The military operations in] Afghanistan and Iraq will be studied for years for their brilliance." - Dick Cheney.I have no intention of making this a political blog (if you want one of those, check out my brother's at www.speedkill.org), but that's absolutely the dumbest thing I've heard all year regarding the war. Brilliant? The number of attacks that take place on a daily basis after our mission being 'accomplished' flies in the face of any sort of logic behind stating this being a brilliant campaign."
-Dick Cheney

Oh No, What Can It Be...


Killer beers, hard at lurk.

The band of the week is Jumbo's Killcrane. They might be your new favorite band from Lawrence Kansas. Our condolences go out to your friends and families.

Daily Quote:
"The worst crime is faking it."
-Kurt Cobain

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Ride the Snake...


The artist of the week is M.C. Escher. Y'know, that one dude who drew all those purdy pictures of stairs and stuff. Yeah that guy.

DONT PANIC... Hithchhikers Guide to the Galaxy will be in theaters this Friday... I'm sure that you've read all 5 books in the trilogy and are very interested in watching this trailer. Can you even read? I should post more pictures, huh?

Daily Quote:
" I am always wandering around in enigmas. There are young people who constantly come to tell me: you, too, are making Op Art. I haven't the slightest idea what that is, Op Art. I've been doing this work for thirty years now"
-M.C. Escher

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

The Long Road Ahead...


They let Josh out of the hospital today. He's still really groggy and can't get around much without getting dizzy. You'd be dizzy too if you fell 8 feet and landed on your skull.

By the way, this is the 100th post of "Livin' the Dream." Thanks for caring.

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Child Labor Laws In Full Effect...


Noah likes cake. Shut up, you do too.

Here's a neat way to get mp3's from the internet for free.

Daily Quote:
"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby..."
- Anonymous Manufacturer

Monday, April 25, 2005


So here's the deal, Josh is going to be okay, (insert collective sigh here). He does have a fractured skull and doesn't really know what's going on. I went to see him in the I.C.U. today and he didn't even know I was there. He did however have enough energy to yell at the nurse when she tried to fix his blanket... And the doctor felt it was an appropiate time to give me a lecture on the imoprtance of wearing a helmet while skateboarding. He even used a "Jackass" reference to prove he was "down." What a kook.

Sunday, April 24, 2005

MAN DOWN...


Our thoughts and prayers are with our homie Josh Vasquez, who is currently in the I.C.U. at Highland Hospital in Oakland after an unfortunate skateboarding incident at the 510 demo in Berkeley today. We've all got our fingers crossed here at headquarters and will keep you posted as to what the fuck is going on. Hang in there bro, you'll be home soon.

Merced is in the House... (literally)


Chris Mendoza came to town. Backside 180 over a gap in Alameda.

John fall down go boom. Berkeley park.

John skates big. Frontside air at the Berkeley park.

You've gotta love the creatvity that goes on in the San Francisco graffiti scene.

Saturday, April 23, 2005

Promises, Promises...


Frankie Lynn says that he's gonna lay off the bourbon from now on. Oh wait, this just in... Dude thinks he's gonna quit smoking at the same time. This should be interesting. God bless us, every one.

Say Hello To My Little Friend...


Daily Quote:
"Stay gold Ponyboy, stay gold."
-Johnny Cade to Ponyboy Curtis in The Outsiders...
(That's a book, kids, try reading one.)

Psykopath Machetes, Now On Back Order...


C'mon dudes, you know there's that one special item missing from your arsenal... you've got the glock, the 45, the switchblade and that one can of mace that's been collecting dust ever since you bought it... well we've got the weapon you can finally use... the Psykopath Machete. Call for info, or don't. Whatever..

Monday, April 18, 2005

A Day At The Park...


High ollie contest. Jesse won, get over it losers.

...and back by popular demand part, "Who let the Gimp Out?2".

Sunday, April 17, 2005

Deja Vu...


Yeah, it really happend... I wasn't making it up.

Nick Valencia at Red Devil... and nobody knows why it's called Red Devil. Hmm.

Did you ever have one of those days where everything seems like a dream and no matter how hard you try you can't wake up? Yeah me either.

Daily Quote:
"No, there were alot of good ideas, though. I thought it was very practical to have police officers to stand for election in the districts they patrolled, keeping in mind how violent police officers are in America - you've seen the video of Rodney King - the Los Angeles police did that to fans of my band as well, on more than one occasion, and that wouldn't happen if people got to vote on who their cops were, I thought that was very practical. And even the clown suits was in actually in reply to Diane Feinstein, who was the encumbant mayor who was re-elected and who is now in the United States senate as a lobyist for Indonesia, for all practical pursoses. Anyway, she said she wanted to clean up San Fransisco, and she mean't the other end of Market Street. I thought `no, the stuff where the dirty stuff goes on is Chevron headquarters, Bank of America headquarters' and thats where I thought they should wear the clown suits."
-Jello Biafra

Saturday, April 16, 2005

Go Back To Sleep...


Satyr, Ocean Beach, SF, CA.

Back by popular demand, your favorite, and mine...
Frankie Lynn vs. a Weedwacker, Part 3

Daily Quote:
"I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on."
- Beryl Pfizer

Friday, April 15, 2005

Get Off the X-Box, Dummy...


Watch your back. This could happen to you.

Since you enjoy skateboarding so much, why don't you watch this little video, courtesy of Elwood.

Daily Quote:
"Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something."
Henry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862)

Thursday, April 14, 2005

BUSTED!!!


Oh, my goodness. Apparently the kids are alright.

...and this one time, at band camp...

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Sorry, You've Dialed the Wrong Number...


Don't bother calling us here at headquarters unless you have something good to say. Frankie Lynn, handling the business.

Oportunity of the Day:
Get Paid for Your Opinion!
Did you know there are companies out there who will pay you $5 to $75 just to fill out simple online surveys? Start making money today.

Situation of the Week:
Students Heading to Prom Call Cops on Drunk Driver . . . of the Limo They Were Riding In!
- It's supposed to be a night you never forget, but for several high school students from Winter Springs, Florida it was even more special: the driver of their limo was drunk. After dinner the kids realized their driver was having trouble with basic traffic rules and decided to call 911. They managed to keep the 49-year-old driver, Christina Tomacelli, from getting onto the highway (that would not have been cool) by telling her the needed to check directions to the promo location. Instead, they called police. Here's their discussion with the 911 dispatcher:
9-1-1 Caller:
"I rented a limo for my kids to go to prom."
9-1-1 Dispatcher:
"Uh huh?"
Caller:
"The driver is drunk."
Dispatcher:
"Oh, you're kidding."
Caller:
"No."
For her part, Tomacelli claims she wasn't drunk on prom night and claimed the source of her erratic driving was an injured knee. The kids and officers disagree, saying that Tomacelli admitted to drinking and had a half-empty bottle of vodka in the car. History is also against her, having been arrested in the past 15 years for DUI three times, as well as multiple citations for open container violations, operating an unsafe vehicle, passing in the wrong lane, and not wearing a seatbelt.

Shane Marlin at "The Spot." Anyone in the San Francisco Bay Area interested in helping us build a BMX trail park, send an email to shane@psykopath.com.

Anybody interested in entering a graffiti contest this May, contact jason@psykopath.com.

Monday, April 11, 2005

Contest of the Week...


Here's the new contest. Whoever sends us the best dog in the mail will win a whole bunch of cool stuff and a copy of the new Psykopath video.

All dogs should be mailed to:
Dog Contest
1805 Clarke Street
San Leandro, CA 94577

The Trick Clip of the Month goes to Nick Valencia.

Mooo.

The Band of the Week is:
Peelander Z
Rock, rock on.

Daily Quote:
"We lie by not telling you things.... we don't lie by telling you things that aren't true."
-- unnamed U.S. official, quoted in Newsday, January 11, 1991

Sunday, April 10, 2005

Saturday Night House Party Situations.


The usual suspects, were rocking out... kitchen-wise.

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The Exposure played an epic set in the living room as thier friends danced and sang along.

Skateboard art du jour.

Extreme escape route situation. This is not a drill. Kids were jumping off of the roof when the cops came. It was only a little sketchy.

A good time was had by all, I think.

Thank you to hostess Dj Cookie Monster who delt with the police with such grace. And she can blend Ipods and slipmats like nobody's business.

Daily Quote:
"The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in number one."
-Jon Stewart

Saturday, April 09, 2005

Call Up the Homies and Burn Some Meat...


Break out the Kingsford and fire up the Weber cuz the weekend is finally here. Since we're on the subject of fire, here's a trippy video shot last weekend at Ocean beach in San Francisco. Music by Weedeater.

Daily Quote:
"Hehe FIRE!!!"
-Beavis

Friday, April 08, 2005

You Need a New Bicycle.


Okay kids, the new Psykopath frames are on the way. Get your parents credit card ready.

...and here's what you've all been waiting for. The exciting conclusion of "Frankie Lynn vs. a Weedwacker." Enjoy.

Daily Quote:
"My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance."
-Tim Allen

Thursday, April 07, 2005

Free Skateboard Wheels!!!


The good people over at Spitfire are giving away free wheels. All you have to do is get "The Mark of Fire" tattooed on your person. Josh did it. What are you waiting for, wuss?

Now is the time to make popcorn because here is part 1 in a two part cinematic masterpiece entitled "Frankie Lynn vs. a Weedwacker." Lock your doors and hide your daughters.

Daily quote:
"All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me. . . . You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. "
-Walt Disney

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Drama of the Week


"Photo courtesy of and Copyright © John at Bombshell Inc."
Psykopath rider Damien Lopez (#16) and Robbie Miranda at the DC Sprint Trails event, March 19, 2005.

Email of the Week:
To whom it may concern:
A photo taken by Bombshell Inc. was posted under a press release on BMXMania.com. On our website where this photo was taken from it clearly states all photos are Copyright Bombshell Inc. 2005. You have three options, put a caption stating "Photos courtesy of and Copyright © John at Bombshell Inc.", or pay $100.00 US for use of photo, or remove photo completely. Your imediate response is requested on this matter.
Thank you,
John Alexander
Marketing
Avent Cycles & Bombshell Parts
11966 Woodside Ave
Lakeside CA, 92040
W 1.619.448.4508

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

PSYKOPATH Rider of the Month...


Congratulaionns to Angel Trevino (11x Nor Cal district champ), sporting his new Bombshell forks, who is the featured rider of the month on Psykopath.com.

Friday, April 01, 2005

TGIF Again.


Mohawks are so last year.

The winner of the "Name This Cat" contest is Kevin from Oakland. He named the cat Gabriel. Cool name, stupid cat. Enjoy your box of cool crap, Kevin. When I grow up, I want to be a D.J.

Daily Quote:
"Why should I be anything but rude to a pompous, ignorant twit like you, who showed up here calling me a 'sick disgusting waste of life'?"
-Smokey