Sunday, May 29, 2005

Saturday Skatepark Situations...


debut

ouch

Saturday, May 28, 2005

Why don't you watch this video entitled "Who Let the Gimp Out." Part 3, Featuring That Kid Chris. Special bonus footage with Frankie Lynn and Shane Marlin.

Thursday, May 26, 2005

New Lows in Art...


Daily Quote:
"If chaos ensues, so be it."
-Me

Pimp My Ride...


Psykopath is currently accepting applications for the position of chauffeur. Candidates must be at least 18 years of age and have clean DMV. This position does not pay much.

Daily Quote:
"The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it."
-Dudley Moore

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Welcome to the Jungle...


Chris, pivot.

The Death trap in our backyard is almost complete. Barring the innvasion of Rebel forces, it should be functional in less than a fortnight.

Big Word of the Day:
fort·night (fôrt'nīt') n.
A period of 14 days; two weeks.
[Middle English fourtenight, alteration of fourtene night, fourteen nights : Old English fēowertēne, fourteen + Old English niht, night.]

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Stop, Hammer Time...


Yeah Gonz.

Daily Quote:
"Wanna see a backside boneless?"
-Mark Gonzalez

Monday, May 23, 2005

Look for This Ad in Your Favorite Magazine...


Daily Quote:
"Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it."
- Stephen Butler Leacock

Sunday, May 22, 2005

Back From the Dead...


Here at headquarters we are constantly striving for new low's of ghetto-fab... so I give to you, "Kids and Cars."

Daily Quote:
"Sometimes I'm uncomfortable with the level of fame I've got! It all depends on the day and what's going on. I don't desire any more fame. I don't need it."
-Philip Seymour Hoffman

Saturday, May 21, 2005

There's A Whole Lot Of Nothing In Prunedale, Except...


... the NBL Golden State Nationals. Many PSYKOPATH riders were in attendence, including Juan and Sergio Salazar, Terry Tennette, Damien Lopez, Angel Trevino, and Sgt. Malarkie, to name but a few. Damien's frame broke in half during practice sending him to the tent for the rest of the weekend. Let's hope he heals quickly cuz Roseville is but a week away. Prunedale is really pretty, I swear.

Sargent Malarkie and the PSYKOPATH team Mom enjoy the action, You wish that your team had a Mom as cool as the PSYKOPATH team Mom, Carol. Thanks for the sunblock Mom, I'd a been burnt to a crisp without it.

Angel Trevino got 3rd place in the 11 expert division. This kid will be pro soon... Be afraid, be very afraid.

Daily Quote:
"You get the hang of it, just like riding a bicycle, you'll remember."
-Frankie Lynn (50 and over cruiser.)

Friday, May 20, 2005

Hard at Lurk...


It's hard to tell what this guy is up to. Is he checking out the Drudge Report, trying to keep up with the current events? Is he looking at the SG website? Is he watching skate videos or looking at Patrick O'Dell's sorted website and dreaming of skating NYC? He's probably hard at work on the new PSYKOPATH video. I'll bet it's either that or he's really drunk and trying to download free mp3's. Whatever.

Daily Quote:
"I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity."
-Chris Rock

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Don't Go There...


Daily Quote:
"I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over. "
-Garry Shandling

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Hey Now...


That's right... It's Shane Marlin again, diving head first into the deep end. Look for this photo in your favorite BMX magazine. It's gonna be the new ad for the video, or something.

This is Art, I think.

Daily Quote:
"Art is never chaste. It ought to be forbidden to ignorant innocents, never allowed into contact with those not sufficiently prepared. Yes, art is dangerous. Where it is chaste, it is not art."
-Pablo Picasso

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Later'd Ramp Situations, Backyard-wise...


Watch this video for a brief synopsis of our weekend here at headquarters. We built a janky-ass quarterpipe in the back yard with spare parts we found on the lawn (or lack thereof.) Not shown: Hammer swinging, bloody knuckles, hissy-fits, lesbians and/or drugs, or the blind leading the blind.

Daily Quote:
"Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think."
-Martin Luther King Jr., "Strength to Love", 1963

Monday, May 16, 2005

Is It Raining Yet?


It's Monday, leave me alone.

Sunday, May 15, 2005

Pictures of Strangers...


We're pleased to announce our newest segment, "The Dirty Old Man Voyer Cam." Stay tuned for further letcherous adventures in not-so-stealth video pervin'.

Thanks Amy.

This, my friend, is teaser number two for the Psykopath video. Music by Gorilla Biscuits, "First Failure."

Daily Quote:
"There's plenty of tomorrow to go around , dude."
-Me (worst dude evers.)

Saturday, May 14, 2005

It's Okay To...


Here's some footage of Psykopath rider Jacob Counsell at Dublin and Pleasanton skateparks.

Daily Quote:
"Keep in mind that at the beginning of Fugazi, I mean we all worked, we all had jobs, we were all working and touring."
-Ian MacKaye

Friday, May 13, 2005

stock tip blister madness.


Josh Report. Final Episode. Thank you and good night.

Whoa...


If I could skateboard (verb,) I would ride my skateboard (noun,) like this.

IM of the day:
"twytrk: hey
Griff InTheHouse: hi
Griff InTheHouse: what's up
twytrk: everyone over here is drunk, so Im going to sleep
Griff InTheHouse: well I'm glad you IMed me to tell me that
twytrk: Im glad I did too
Griff InTheHouse: ...
twytrk: good night
Griff InTheHouse: good night
twytrk: signed off.”
-Griff In The House & twytrk

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Keep Your Eye on the Prize...


Sgt. Malarkie gets deep in the berm... Last Saturday, an Old Skool BMXer by the name of Tom Adler decided to throw a backyard Pro Am race in Campbell, NORCAL. Thirteen local top Bmx/Mountain bike pros showed up to compete for prizes and CASH! The event was hosted and sponsored by many local Old Skool BMXers, Calabasas Bicycles, and PSYKOPATH INDUSTRIES. The event went off with a huge success and an awesome BBQ. Most recently Pro riders believe that back yard pro sprint races maybe to next wave of pro events to follow which are organized by riders themself. The event was fun and laid back but very competative. After the race everyone had a feastful BBQ and some BREWskies. Be on the look out for more of these sprint races to pop up, PSYKOPATH INDUSTRIES is planning to throw a Pro Am Sprint Race in July '05 at there very private spot. An official date will be anounced as soon as NBL confirms the date. The Pro Purse is predicted to be $1500.00 plus 100% payback. Listed below are the results from last Saturday's race.

Audrey International backyard Raceway:

Pro-Am Results

1. Ryan(beavis)Finney (mountain bike pro)
2. Jeromey Gippetti (bmx pro)
3. John Hower (mountain bike pro)
4. Terry Tennette (bmx pro)
5. Trevor Fay (bmx pro)
6. Josh Oie (bmx am)

Am Results

1. Brian Bartholomew
2. Joe Cantree
3. Ernie Salle
4. Jeff Siloec
5. Tom Adler (race organizer)
6. Andrew Renowitzky

...better have my money. Terry Tennette, gettin' paid. 4th place ain't all bad.

Joshua Oie can cover 90% of the track on one wheel. What did you do today?

Daily Quote:
"Fuck you guys...I'm going home."
-Adam, slurring drunk and standing in his own kitchen.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Here Goes Nothing...


Here is the first teaser for the new PSYKOPATH video.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Mmm, Tacos...


This is the funnest spot I've seen in a long time. I'll skate it as soon as I'm less broken. And I won't smoke cigarettes there, cuz I'd hate to be scolded by a camp counselor or whatever.

Daily Quote:
"You feel that your life's become a catastrophy; it has to be for you to grow, boy. And when you look through the years and see what you could have been, What you might have been, You feel you've had no time. So when the day comes to settle down, Who's to blame if you're not around. You took the long way home."
-Supertramp

Monday, May 09, 2005

Hookin' Up the Spot...


The bike trail has been coming along nicely. There's hella bumps and jumps to mess with. There's also lots of room to paint. Here's what Josh has done so far. Anyone who wants to paint a legal wall this week, contact: jason@psykopath.com. Don't be shy, there's plenty of space to go around.

We also broke ground on our backyard ramp situation last week. Thanks to Chris who struck the final blow on that poor defenseless plum tree.

Yes, it was a very long weekend... Living the dream.

Daily Quote:
"Minds, like bodies, will often fall into a pimpled, ill-conditioned state from mere excess of comfort. "
-Charles Dickens

Sunday, May 08, 2005

Step It Up, Kids...


The Rockridge gap awaits. If you look really close you can see the blood.

Saturday, May 07, 2005

Poker, I Hardly Know Her...


There was some sort of card game type activity, plastic chips changed hands. I remember something about Spitfire dice, and then it was morning.

Semi-Degrading Photo Situations, Dog-wise...


Goliath is my homeboy.

Dude, Your Landlord is Gonna Be Pissed...


Josh Report: Healing-wise, progress, art-wise, not so much.

Friday, May 06, 2005

Off THe Wall...


Mysterious art sightings... or crop circles, or senseless defacement of BART property... you decide. Y'know what? It's probably better if you just go back to watching television or whatever it is you do, just do it.

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Five Year Plan...


Here's your warning. Rememer that song by Seven Seconds. No you don't , liar.

Daily Quote:
"I resemble that remark."
Frankie Lynn (or some other lady.)

Skinny Legs and All...


The tattoo of the week is this one.

Perhaps you remember Gabriel, the cat from the contest? Well this is one of Gabriels roomates.

Useless fact of the Day:
Some of the genuine old-time fiddlers put rattlesnake rattles in their violins to keep out insects. Italian violinists of 400 years ago kept toads in their instruments for the same reason.

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Down in Oakland...


Road trip video coming soon, and talking monkey, lots of talking monkey.

The burger war is growing. Literally. Denny's Beer Barrel Pub, which lost its crown as the home of the world's biggest burger earlier this year, is now offering a new burger that weighs a whopping 15 pounds.
Dubbed the Beer Barrel Belly Buster, the burger comes with 10.5 pounds of ground beef, 25 slices of cheese, a head of lettuce, three tomatoes, two onions, a cup-and-a-half each of mayonnaise, relish, ketchup, mustard and banana peppers — and a bun.
It costs $30.


Daily Ouote:
"The casuists have classed gluttony as one of the seven deadly sins, but if it is not tainted by the vice of drinking to inebriation or eating to excess, it deserves to be on a par with the theological virtues."
-Lucien Tendret (1825-1896) French lawyer and gastronome

Monday, May 02, 2005

The Freaks Come Out...


Josh Report: Today we went to San Francisco to our old stomping grounds and sat on the ground and watched all the freaks go by. Never a dull moment.

Daily Quote:
"If you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove. "
-Timothy Leary

Sunday, May 01, 2005

Coming Soon... Talking Monkey.


I know I said it before, so I'll say it again, "Coming soon, more talking monkey than you can shake a stick at."

Hey, check out Zack Held riding his bicycle through the air.

Email of the Day:
"whats up dude.sorry to hear about your friend josh.head injuries fuckin suck.but yea i was wonderin how the footy is coming.im tryin to get on flow with brickhouse bikes and u have the only footage of me.do u know when u might be able to send me the footage of me?sorry for bein a pain in the ass.thanx dude. later..."
zack