Livin' the Dream...

2005-12-08T06:21:00.000-08:00

Suck- fest... 2005

2005-12-02T00:17:00.000-08:00

Thank You Kids... You've Made Your Parents Proud...

Just In-case...

2005-12-02T00:11:00.000-08:00

Just in-case that you think that the following 3 posts are the gayest thing ever... here is a gayer one.

The Newest in Newer...

2005-12-01T22:15:00.000-08:00

"It's Okay..."

The Newest in New...

2005-12-01T21:35:00.000-08:00

Number Two

About Frickin' Time... It's The Psykopath Video Number Two (Teaser Out Now...)

2005-11-25T21:13:00.000-08:00

Check out the teaser to the new Psykopath video set to drop in January 2006...

2005-11-24T01:27:00.000-08:00

This is something from the good old days.

PSYKOPATH Street Team Micro Tour

2005-11-14T20:55:00.000-08:00

limo

2005-11-14T20:54:00.000-08:00

2005-11-14T20:49:00.000-08:00

That's Nick Valencia all up in the rafters and second place in pro. (photo: Endo)

2005-11-14T18:35:00.000-08:00

Slide show coming soon.

2005-11-14T08:12:00.000-08:00

Zack Held, foofanu.

...and the Moral of the Story is...

2005-10-15T12:12:00.000-07:00

Worse case scenerio.

2005-09-11T21:02:00.000-07:00

Daily Quote:
"There's nothing cuter than a nervous whiite dog."
-Shauna Parks (Family Guy)

2005-09-05T17:54:00.000-07:00

andrew

ah.,..

2005-09-05T16:12:00.000-07:00

real island rum. word...

the last nail in my coffin...

2005-09-02T23:43:00.000-07:00

Off to Reno. Peace...

2005-09-02T23:37:00.000-07:00

Paul, all up in it.

2005-09-02T23:35:00.000-07:00

Damien Lopez photo of the day.

2005-09-02T23:33:00.000-07:00

Labor day already. Happy Burning Man...

2005-08-20T16:40:00.000-07:00

This is how you play quarters.

2005-08-18T21:28:00.000-07:00

FINE. So we can't park the limo on the street cuz dudes pop the tires every night.

2005-08-18T12:43:00.000-07:00

Tattoo of the week.

2005-08-12T10:03:00.000-07:00

2005-08-09T08:09:00.000-07:00

Damien Lopez photo of the day.

2005-08-03T19:59:00.000-07:00

http://skatestoppers.com
Tell these people why they suck.

Jolene Blalock.

2005-08-02T20:42:00.000-07:00

Damien Lopez photo op of the day... Angel Trevino.

2005-08-02T20:34:00.000-07:00

Email of the Week:

To: jason@psykopath.com
From: trailslayer99@aol.com

ur web site sucks it would be better if you had any information on the people u sponsor.

Thanks dude.

2005-08-02T08:36:00.000-07:00

DVD cover.

ABA WORLDS... Ontario, California.

2005-07-31T23:17:00.000-07:00

Damien Lopez (center) photo-op of the day... Team Mexico.

2005-07-31T23:07:00.000-07:00

Terry

2005-07-25T22:52:00.000-07:00

Party over here.

No, party over here.

2005-07-25T13:17:00.000-07:00

Skate or die.

Psykopath Backyard Jam Results...

2005-07-20T20:56:00.000-07:00

The first annual Psykopath Backyard Trail Sprint Race went off last Saturday without a hitch, (sans; the missing heckler). Here is the briefest synopsis of what went down that afternoon.

The pro's...
1) Michael Hughes
2) Ryan (Beavis) Finney
3) Terry Tennette

2005-07-20T20:50:00.000-07:00

The AM's...
1) Shane Marlin
2) Andy Dabordy
3) Kyle Zondervan

2005-07-20T20:47:00.000-07:00

Mr. T, Terry Tennette, truckin' his way to 3rd in the pro class. This guy is a tank, back up.

2005-07-20T20:44:00.000-07:00

Damien Lopez... Quick, but not quick enough.

2005-07-20T20:41:00.000-07:00

Psykopath rider Nick Valencia spots his landing. Did you know that this dude won two street contests in a row, June 18 (Oroville), and June 25 (Petaluma).

2005-07-20T20:36:00.000-07:00

Sgt. Malarkie... Eye of the Tiger.

2005-07-20T20:34:00.000-07:00

Psykopath rider, Angel Trevino, (11 expert, the youngest rider of the day), had a decent time, plus style to spare... but not enough to place. Look out next year, old dogs, it'll be a whole different game.

Best Trick Contest...

2005-07-20T19:11:00.000-07:00

Squeeks, 720, First place.

2005-07-20T19:10:00.000-07:00

Paul Dayton, Second place, Superman... hey where's your helmet buddy?

2005-07-20T19:09:00.000-07:00

Zack Held, One hand, No foot, Third Place.

2005-07-20T19:03:00.000-07:00

Endo eat's it again, possible K.O. to honorable mention...

2005-07-20T19:00:00.000-07:00

Poor Endo... Thing's could be worse, eh bro.

Psykopath Sprint Trail Race, and Best Trick Jump Contest, Saturday July 16.

2005-07-15T07:49:00.000-07:00

The race is on This Saturday July 16, 2005 - practice starts at 11AM - Race Begins at 12:30p.m. BBQ immediately following. PRO PURSE $1500.00 plus full entry fee payback of $25.00. See You There!

Also there will be a best trick contest, so all you dirt jumpers better look alive. $250 prize plus 100% payback for best trick.

Music by DJ jPod.

Special thanks to our main sponsors for making it happen. NO WIMPS and PSYKOPATH.

Directions: From Oakland, exit 150th Ave/Fairmount Dr. Turn right on 150th Ave, bear left on Hesperian Blvd., Left on Colby St., Colby St. becomes Wagner St., Wagner St. becomes Yale Ave., Turn left on Galway Dr. Trails Address: 720 Galway Dr., San Lorenzo, CA 94580

Easy Like Sunday Morning...

2005-07-10T00:34:00.000-07:00

Remembering ollie holes.

Congradulations to Mr. Danny Way, who jumped the Great Wall of China on his frickin' skateboard(50 mph bs 360?) See the video here.

Oh yeah, here's one.
Then there's this one, and this one too.

I love the powerglove, its so bad.

Fun With Felines... Part One

2005-07-06T23:21:00.000-07:00

Things are pretty slow over here at headquarters... as you can see.

Oh No, Not Again...

2005-07-03T19:45:00.000-07:00

I'll bet this is the gayest thing ever.

2005-07-01T18:46:00.000-07:00

Daily Quote:
"Why don't you grab that dirty old sheet out of the satallite dish."
-Me

Ramp Rats Contest Gets Served...

2005-06-26T23:18:00.000-07:00

What the hell is going on here? Oh yeah, it's Nick Valencia going through the ceiling, well on his way to first place in the pro class at the Ramp Rats contest in Petaluma.

Other Psykopath riders killing it were Zack Held, Endo, and Squeaks, (not to be confused with Cheeks, who was also tearing it up.)

Here's what happens when too many opposite-three attempts go down. Endo don't give a fuck... And I feel like I got hit by a truck. Whatever.

Daily Quote:
"Hey driver, roll down the windows."
-Limo passengers

Daily Quote part 2:
"Hey can I get over."
-Jeaves, (the driver, a.k.a. Shane.)

Daily Quote Part 3:
"Hey, let's go to the cement park."
-Me

2005-06-26T21:48:00.000-07:00

Welcome to the team Paul. You've proved yourself a worthy opponent and I'm proud , now, to call you brother. Thanks for all of your hard work... and don't worry about the mess on the floor, Frankie will clean that up later. Tee- hee - hee.

Summer Vacation Was Rad / Happy Birthday To Me / Welcome To The Terrordome... C'mon down...

2005-06-24T17:42:00.000-07:00

Thanks to Josh and Lian for the wheels and stuff. Thanks to The Dept. Of Motor Vehicles, California for giving me my life back... It's so on now!!!! Thanks to Tobian for the registration and insurance and shit. Thanks to Baltazar for the beer. Thanks to Adam for the beer and the pizza and the half a day off. Road trip in the limo tomorrow, to the contest at RampRats, in Petaluma, stay tuned to see how many times we get pulled over driving this piece of...

2005-06-24T16:20:00.000-07:00

Fully insured and ready to roll... straight to hell. See you there.

The Purple Urple... (since the supreme court closed all of the clubs, this is the best you can get.)

2005-06-20T11:12:00.000-07:00

The prototype is in... Hotter than a stack of flapjacks... Track tested, mutha approved. Available now, be the first on your block to own this piece of geometric ingenuity for your very own, or something.

D'ja Ever Take It Off Any Sweet Jumps?

2005-06-12T11:21:00.000-07:00

Flat pedals only, no clip-ins, tough guy. Now what, huh?

PSYKOPATH Curtain Rods... So Hot Right Now...

2005-06-12T11:06:00.000-07:00

That's right... I said it... And I'll say it again. Uh, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, nothing. Thanks for all of your help.

Wall-rides in the Kitchen...

2005-06-12T11:01:00.000-07:00

Yeah, so what, it happened.

2005-06-05T15:28:00.000-07:00

wednesday

2005-06-05T15:26:00.000-07:00

tuesday

2005-06-05T15:25:00.000-07:00

monday

2005-06-05T15:19:00.000-07:00

memorial day

Saturday Skatepark Situations...

2005-05-29T15:04:00.000-07:00

debut

2005-05-29T14:08:00.000-07:00

ouch

2005-05-28T15:14:00.000-07:00

Why don't you watch this video entitled "Who Let the Gimp Out." Part 3, Featuring That Kid Chris. Special bonus footage with Frankie Lynn and Shane Marlin.

New Lows in Art...

2005-05-26T23:40:00.000-07:00

Daily Quote:
"If chaos ensues, so be it."
-Me

Pimp My Ride...

2005-05-26T22:13:00.000-07:00

Psykopath is currently accepting applications for the position of chauffeur. Candidates must be at least 18 years of age and have clean DMV. This position does not pay much.

Daily Quote:
"The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it."
-Dudley Moore

Welcome to the Jungle...

2005-05-25T22:41:00.000-07:00

Chris, pivot.

2005-05-25T22:32:00.000-07:00

The Death trap in our backyard is almost complete. Barring the innvasion of Rebel forces, it should be functional in less than a fortnight.

Big Word of the Day:
fort·night (fôrt'nīt') n.
A period of 14 days; two weeks.
[Middle English fourtenight, alteration of fourtene night, fourteen nights : Old English fēowertēne, fourteen + Old English niht, night.]

Stop, Hammer Time...

2005-05-24T22:28:00.000-07:00

Yeah Gonz.

Daily Quote:
"Wanna see a backside boneless?"
-Mark Gonzalez

Look for This Ad in Your Favorite Magazine...

2005-05-23T00:38:00.000-07:00

Daily Quote:
"Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it."
- Stephen Butler Leacock

Back From the Dead...

2005-05-22T04:20:00.000-07:00

Here at headquarters we are constantly striving for new low's of ghetto-fab... so I give to you, "Kids and Cars."

Daily Quote:
"Sometimes I'm uncomfortable with the level of fame I've got! It all depends on the day and what's going on. I don't desire any more fame. I don't need it."
-Philip Seymour Hoffman

There's A Whole Lot Of Nothing In Prunedale, Except...

2005-05-21T18:38:00.000-07:00

... the NBL Golden State Nationals. Many PSYKOPATH riders were in attendence, including Juan and Sergio Salazar, Terry Tennette, Damien Lopez, Angel Trevino, and Sgt. Malarkie, to name but a few. Damien's frame broke in half during practice sending him to the tent for the rest of the weekend. Let's hope he heals quickly cuz Roseville is but a week away. Prunedale is really pretty, I swear.

2005-05-21T18:35:00.000-07:00

Sargent Malarkie and the PSYKOPATH team Mom enjoy the action, You wish that your team had a Mom as cool as the PSYKOPATH team Mom, Carol. Thanks for the sunblock Mom, I'd a been burnt to a crisp without it.

2005-05-21T18:29:00.000-07:00

Angel Trevino got 3rd place in the 11 expert division. This kid will be pro soon... Be afraid, be very afraid.

Daily Quote:
"You get the hang of it, just like riding a bicycle, you'll remember."
-Frankie Lynn (50 and over cruiser.)

Hard at Lurk...

2005-05-20T22:01:00.000-07:00

It's hard to tell what this guy is up to. Is he checking out the Drudge Report, trying to keep up with the current events? Is he looking at the SG website? Is he watching skate videos or looking at Patrick O'Dell's sorted website and dreaming of skating NYC? He's probably hard at work on the new PSYKOPATH video. I'll bet it's either that or he's really drunk and trying to download free mp3's. Whatever.

Daily Quote:
"I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity."
-Chris Rock

Don't Go There...

2005-05-19T19:05:00.000-07:00

Daily Quote:
"I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over. "
-Garry Shandling

Hey Now...

2005-05-18T19:10:00.000-07:00

That's right... It's Shane Marlin again, diving head first into the deep end. Look for this photo in your favorite BMX magazine. It's gonna be the new ad for the video, or something.

2005-05-18T01:58:00.000-07:00

This is Art, I think.

Daily Quote:
"Art is never chaste. It ought to be forbidden to ignorant innocents, never allowed into contact with those not sufficiently prepared. Yes, art is dangerous. Where it is chaste, it is not art."
-Pablo Picasso

Later'd Ramp Situations, Backyard-wise...

2005-05-17T00:01:00.000-07:00

Watch this video for a brief synopsis of our weekend here at headquarters. We built a janky-ass quarterpipe in the back yard with spare parts we found on the lawn (or lack thereof.) Not shown: Hammer swinging, bloody knuckles, hissy-fits, lesbians and/or drugs, or the blind leading the blind.

Daily Quote:
"Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think."
-Martin Luther King Jr., "Strength to Love", 1963

Is It Raining Yet?

2005-05-16T01:29:00.000-07:00

It's Monday, leave me alone.

Pictures of Strangers...

2005-05-15T13:51:00.000-07:00

We're pleased to announce our newest segment, "The Dirty Old Man Voyer Cam." Stay tuned for further letcherous adventures in not-so-stealth video pervin'.

2005-05-15T00:57:00.000-07:00

Thanks Amy.

This, my friend, is teaser number two for the Psykopath video. Music by Gorilla Biscuits, "First Failure."

Daily Quote:
"There's plenty of tomorrow to go around , dude."
-Me (worst dude evers.)

It's Okay To...

2005-05-14T23:27:00.000-07:00

Here's some footage of Psykopath rider Jacob Counsell at Dublin and Pleasanton skateparks.

Daily Quote:
"Keep in mind that at the beginning of Fugazi, I mean we all worked, we all had jobs, we were all working and touring."
-Ian MacKaye

stock tip blister madness.

2005-05-13T21:40:00.000-07:00

Josh Report. Final Episode. Thank you and good night.

Whoa...

2005-05-13T00:19:00.000-07:00

If I could skateboard (verb,) I would ride my skateboard (noun,) like this.

IM of the day:
"twytrk: hey
Griff InTheHouse: hi
Griff InTheHouse: what's up
twytrk: everyone over here is drunk, so Im going to sleep
Griff InTheHouse: well I'm glad you IMed me to tell me that
twytrk: Im glad I did too
Griff InTheHouse: ...
twytrk: good night
Griff InTheHouse: good night
twytrk: signed off.”
-Griff In The House & twytrk

Keep Your Eye on the Prize...

2005-05-12T01:16:00.000-07:00

Sgt. Malarkie gets deep in the berm... Last Saturday, an Old Skool BMXer by the name of Tom Adler decided to throw a backyard Pro Am race in Campbell, NORCAL. Thirteen local top Bmx/Mountain bike pros showed up to compete for prizes and CASH! The event was hosted and sponsored by many local Old Skool BMXers, Calabasas Bicycles, and PSYKOPATH INDUSTRIES. The event went off with a huge success and an awesome BBQ. Most recently Pro riders believe that back yard pro sprint races maybe to next wave of pro events to follow which are organized by riders themself. The event was fun and laid back but very competative. After the race everyone had a feastful BBQ and some BREWskies. Be on the look out for more of these sprint races to pop up, PSYKOPATH INDUSTRIES is planning to throw a Pro Am Sprint Race in July '05 at there very private spot. An official date will be anounced as soon as NBL confirms the date. The Pro Purse is predicted to be $1500.00 plus 100% payback. Listed below are the results from last Saturday's race.

Audrey International backyard Raceway:

Pro-Am Results

1. Ryan(beavis)Finney (mountain bike pro)
2. Jeromey Gippetti (bmx pro)
3. John Hower (mountain bike pro)
4. Terry Tennette (bmx pro)
5. Trevor Fay (bmx pro)
6. Josh Oie (bmx am)

Am Results

1. Brian Bartholomew
2. Joe Cantree
3. Ernie Salle
4. Jeff Siloec
5. Tom Adler (race organizer)
6. Andrew Renowitzky

2005-05-12T01:15:00.000-07:00

...better have my money. Terry Tennette, gettin' paid. 4th place ain't all bad.

2005-05-12T01:14:00.001-07:00

Joshua Oie can cover 90% of the track on one wheel. What did you do today?

Daily Quote:
"Fuck you guys...I'm going home."
-Adam, slurring drunk and standing in his own kitchen.

Here Goes Nothing...

2005-05-11T04:20:00.000-07:00

Here is the first teaser for the new PSYKOPATH video.

Mmm, Tacos...

2005-05-10T00:05:00.000-07:00

This is the funnest spot I've seen in a long time. I'll skate it as soon as I'm less broken. And I won't smoke cigarettes there, cuz I'd hate to be scolded by a camp counselor or whatever.

Daily Quote:
"You feel that your life's become a catastrophy; it has to be for you to grow, boy. And when you look through the years and see what you could have been, What you might have been, You feel you've had no time. So when the day comes to settle down, Who's to blame if you're not around. You took the long way home."
-Supertramp

Hookin' Up the Spot...

2005-05-09T23:58:00.000-07:00

The bike trail has been coming along nicely. There's hella bumps and jumps to mess with. There's also lots of room to paint. Here's what Josh has done so far. Anyone who wants to paint a legal wall this week, contact: jason@psykopath.com. Don't be shy, there's plenty of space to go around.

We also broke ground on our backyard ramp situation last week. Thanks to Chris who struck the final blow on that poor defenseless plum tree.

2005-05-09T23:50:00.000-07:00

Yes, it was a very long weekend... Living the dream.

Daily Quote:
"Minds, like bodies, will often fall into a pimpled, ill-conditioned state from mere excess of comfort. "
-Charles Dickens

Step It Up, Kids...

2005-05-08T14:14:00.000-07:00

The Rockridge gap awaits. If you look really close you can see the blood.

Poker, I Hardly Know Her...

2005-05-07T14:22:00.000-07:00

There was some sort of card game type activity, plastic chips changed hands. I remember something about Spitfire dice, and then it was morning.

Semi-Degrading Photo Situations, Dog-wise...

2005-05-07T14:18:00.000-07:00

Goliath is my homeboy.

Dude, Your Landlord is Gonna Be Pissed...

2005-05-07T14:12:00.000-07:00

Josh Report: Healing-wise, progress, art-wise, not so much.

Off THe Wall...

2005-05-06T20:08:00.000-07:00

Mysterious art sightings... or crop circles, or senseless defacement of BART property... you decide. Y'know what? It's probably better if you just go back to watching television or whatever it is you do, just do it.

Five Year Plan...

2005-05-05T04:20:00.000-07:00

Here's your warning. Rememer that song by Seven Seconds. No you don't , liar.

Daily Quote:
"I resemble that remark."
Frankie Lynn (or some other lady.)

Skinny Legs and All...

2005-05-05T00:08:00.000-07:00

The tattoo of the week is this one.

Perhaps you remember Gabriel, the cat from the contest? Well this is one of Gabriels roomates.

Useless fact of the Day:
Some of the genuine old-time fiddlers put rattlesnake rattles in their violins to keep out insects. Italian violinists of 400 years ago kept toads in their instruments for the same reason.